a creative moment

I was tutoring a friend the other day. The topic was web design & I noticed that she had spaced out her navigation buttons by measuring out each one and marking it with a guide. I politely asked,”why don’t you step & repeat”? She confusingly replied, “but you can’t do that in Photoshop”. This was awesome! I actually got to show her something that would make her design life a lot easier and now I am going to share the same tip with you.

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What do the Academy Awards, the VMA Awards, and the Oscar Awards have in common? They are all exercises in a masturbatory practice, with a hand-job of applause and a money-shot of an award.

These award shows consist of the same thing. A bunch of stuck-up actors giving other stuck-up actors awards on how stuck-up their acting was. this formula can be plugged into any award show on t.v.

Nothing beats seeing these self-inflated, mouth-breathing, knuckle-draggers giving each other a metaphorical reach-around by cheering on a movie that no one in the public liked. What irks me the most about this self-stimulated d-baggery is that they have the nerve to package it and televise it to everyone else and proclaim that it matters to them.

1. I don’t give a damn about a movie an award winning actor is in.

2. I couldn’t give a rat’s prostate if an album is the 5th album from a Grammy nominated artist

I only care if I like it, which unfortunately is my dilemma since the judges for these cesspools of self-worth also don’t give a damn about what a 22 year old college student thinks.