When she first arrived I was intriuged by her massive beauty. I had never seen anything quite like her. She had the ears of an angel and the head of a lolly pop. I just wanted to lick her every time I laid eyes on her. I’ve set a goal to meet her tomorrow morning and I wasn’t going let anything get in my way. I (blue the heeler) will make her (jackie the ass) my love by night fall and all the animals of the farm will know of are forever love.
blue the heeler: Excuse me!
jackie the ass: Yes, what can I do for you?
blue the heeler: I was wondering if you have seen my ball?
jackie the ass: No I haven’t, I’m sorry. Good luck on finding it and I’ll keep my eyes out for it.
blue the heeler: Oh, hmm have you seen my… my bone?
Jackie the ass: No… I’ve never seen what a bone looks like. And frankly I don’t think ever do.
blue the heeler: Why? It’s just a bone!
jackie the ass: Becuase its from another animal! I dont find nawling on another animals bones very appealing.
As blue and jackie were talking, chico the chicken and chica the chicken over heard the converstation and deciced to interrupt.
chico the chicken: Quit trying to put in the moves on that ass blue!
chica the chicken: She’s not an ass chico! Her name is Jackie.
chico the chicken: Whatever…
jackie the ass: Ok… I think I should be on my way now. It was nice talking to you all, kind of.
blue the heeler: Wait! Wait! Umm umm, are your legs tired?
jackie the ass: Uhh why?
blue the heeler: Because baby, you’ve been walking through my mind all day!
chico the chicken: Haha! haha! that’s the most pathetic line I’ve ever heard! And I thought she was jackass!
chica the chicken: Chico! why do you always have to ruin everything? Leave them alone and come help me clean up this chicken shit! Sorry blue and jackie.
jackie the ass: No harm intended. And actually, I thought that was kinda cute.
blue the heeler: Kinda cute? You mean I’m very cute?
jackie the ass: You are a bold one aren’t ya. Very confident for a little fellow.
blue the heeler: Yes. I am! And you are a goddess I must say. An ass from heaven I tell ya!
chico the chicken: oh my lord that was gross! bock bock bock bockaaaaa! I just puked my breakfast up.
chica the chicken: Chico, why don’t you ever say that kinda stuff to me?
chico the chicken: Because I’m a freaking chicken!
blue the heeler: Don’t pay attention to them… Do you mind if I ask you something?
jackie the ass: Sure, anything.
blue the heeler: Do you mind if I give you a kiss?
jackie the ass: Wow you are smooth! Yes!
Blue walks up the fence while jackie brings her head down to his level. Eyes locked and love was in the air. As he approached her with a coming kiss their eyes never drifted away from each-other and then it happened.
jackie the ass: That was amazing! I’ve never been kissed by a dog before!
blue the heeler: Yeah… That was uhh good. Except you taste like a jackass!