a creative moment

One day Mike (the scrawny dog) was walking on the beach. He saw the most beautiful thing lying on the floor. It was a beautiful chihuahua with golden locks and a red bow on her head. Immediately Mike felt something in his heart. He really was getting into this girl. Mike felt it was love at first sight. He put his shyness away and was about to go talk to this petite chihuahua, but then as he was approaching, Mike saw that the beautiful chihuahua was with a very tough and strong dog. Mike knew the chihuahua dog was not even going to talk to him or even glance at him. Mike of course got really upset and a shadow of insecurity surrounded him.

The next morning Mike decided to go to the beach again to at least from far distance take a good look at the most beautiful thing. She was becoming his inspiration. As soon as Mike saw her, he felt something special, but then again, the chihuahua was next to the muscular pitbull. Instead of feeling sorry for him, Mike decided to take control of his life and do something about it. He wanted the little chihuahua to notice him, so he decided to make a change. He was going to start going to the gym to become for confident and attract this little babe.

The next morning:

Spike: Hi little guy, welcome to Woof Gym

Mike: Hi, could you help me get in shape?

Spike: Yeah man, that’s my job

Mike: Oh cool, what do I have to do first?

Spike: First we have to warm-up, so go to the treadmill and run for approximately ten minutes. When you are done come back with me, hmm by the way what’s your name?

Mike: I’m Mike. Well I’ll hit the treadmill and I will be right back.

Spike: Well what are you waiting for? Hurry up.

Ten minutes later…

Mike: (really sweaty) Okay I am back, are we done?

Spike: Hell no lazy boy, we are just starting, grab those dumbbells.

Mike: What! I just ran for ten minutes, I am tired.

Spike: If you want girls you need to have sexy abs and because you seem friendly I am going to give you a special training.

Mike: What kind of training?

Spike: A training that will make you irresistible. Here you go take this.

Mike: A grocery’s list?

Spike: Yes, go across the street and get every item on that list.

Mike: And how is this going to help me?

Spike: Well as you go out this door the sun is going to endure your muscles with its light rays by walking at a pace of 30 miles per hour. If you tighten all your muscles as you are walking then all your tendons will be stronger, giving you the ability to flex more and actually start to build your own muscle for muscular body, giving you the sexy abs that are girls like.

Mike: Well I guess, if you say so, wait a minute and how is getting every item on the list going to help me?

Spike: As you reach for items on the counters your joints are flexing, meaning that every time you reach for an item they are growing larger giving you the opportunity to create your own body mass and start building some muscle.

Mike: Alright then I’ll be back.

Couple of minutes later…

Mike: I feel better than ever you are right. I can feel the burn.

Spike: See I told you, come back tomorrow.

The next day…

Mike: Hey there, I am here and feeling good.

Spike: Hey little guy, lets get started. Here you go.

Mike: Another list? This is for the sports center.

Spike: Yes little guy, trust me. You’ll be attracting more girls in no time.

Mike: If you say so.

Mike did the same routine over for a month. He started noticing he was becoming stronger and also by now he knew by memory where every single item was in each store.

Mike started getting more into the gym. He started going every day for eight hours. All of the sudden he forgot the reason he had joined the gym. One day when Spike gave him another list (and this of course were Spike’s personal things) Mike went across the street to get them. He saw the chihuahua dog and felt nothing, for some reason he was more into the gym than anything else. The little chihuahua looked at him and started flirting with him. Mike started barking at her and said, “I am not interested, so leave me alone.” The chihuahua just looks at him and walked away. Mike returned to the gym and asked Spike for another list because he was feeling he needed more cardio in his daily routine.

Over the days Mike got extremely obsessed with the gym that Spike told him not to come back for a while. Mike really sad went to his home and started eating all the puppy chow he could find. Days later Mike realized he was lonely, so he decided to hit the beach. Then again the story repeated, he saw the little chihuahua dog once again, but he knew it was just better to stare…