Award Show Drivil

What do the Academy Awards, the VMA Awards, and the Oscar Awards have in common? They are all exercises in a masturbatory practice, with a hand-job of applause and a money-shot of an award.

These award shows consist of the same thing. A bunch of stuck-up actors giving other stuck-up actors awards on how stuck-up their acting was. this formula can be plugged into any award show on t.v.

a (y + x) gives another (y+ x) an award
for being a (y + x)


x = profession
y = crap

Nothing beats seeing these self-inflated, mouth-breathing, knuckle-draggers giving each other a metaphorical reach-around by cheering on a movie that no one in the public liked. What irks me the most about this self-stimulated d-baggery is that they have the nerve to package it and televise it to everyone else and proclaim that it matters to them.

1. I don’t give a damn about a movie an award winning actor is in.

2. I couldn’t give a rat’s prostate if an album is the 5th album from a Grammy nominated artist

I only care if I like it, which unfortunately is my dilemma since the judges for these cesspools of self-worth also don’t give a damn about what a 22 year old college student thinks.

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